happy birthday amber!!! youre one of the coolest and luckiest people i know and i wish you a world of success with your amazing new job <3
(amethyst is probably trying to talk pearl into something “fun” and “totally not dangerous” right now. u know how they are)
MY SWEET FRIEND!!!!!!!!
Too mind bending not to reblog!
i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying
1 W4S GO1NG TO T3LL YOU 4 S3CR3T BUT N3V3RM1ND 1 GU3SS
oh shit shes hot
i feel like im watching dragon ball Z and goku is about to show up and fight final form neil degrassi tyson
my brother found my vibrator
a teenage horror story in one sentence
i found my brothers vibrator
Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole and having a “joke” that isn’t a joke that gets reblogged to fuck with people?
Pretty 🐬🐬🐬 good, Spongebob!
At a deposition, Ferguson’s former police chief revealed that his staff did not keep records of incidents in which officers used force against citizens, so long as no one died; in other words, there was no way of telling how often incidents like Davis’ happened.
remember shit like this when they talk about how mike brown’s shooter had no disciplinary record
First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work
pallette meme dmmds