ITS TOO HOT TO BE ALIVE

 

Are we doing it?! Are we gonna zoom? Are we?!

what an angel

(Source: bokuto)

 
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
 

lokiloo:

So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’ with such a conviction that I wanted to…

 
bundere:

OH MY FGOD

bundere:

OH MY FGOD

 

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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darkarcherprince:

phantomhivespookysass:

spookyfeuilly:

so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class

oh my fucking god

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b0dcdc3b1a17599101640dd1de9b5b6/tumblr_mw337m8k6s1qdlh1io1_250.gif

 
thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

 
 
shibopanda:

This one is better

look at my BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

shibopanda:

This one is better

look at my BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

 

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(Source: skankplissken)

 
 

haisojrellim:

atopfourthwall:

zacharysquinto:

"Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail.

Even if you disliked Into Darkness, you’ve got to admit… this was a GREAT scene.

Indeed.