when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
"Achtung, baby! It's no holds barred! Let's rock!"
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Phoenix Wright wrote a book.
first i just saw the title and comment and i laughed but then i saw the author’s last name and, my god
Cross-examining the Parrot: Thinking Outside the Bounds of Sanity
The best part is this is an actual book.
2,320 Carat Ethiopian Welo Opal
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
HER CURVED HER WITH HER OWN AVI
here he is. the new meme
a challenger approaches
who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned